Saturday, April 28, 2012

Moon dog....

I think the moon has an affect on some people. It seems whenever the moon is out..... SHE begins to stalk again.

I woke up to the sounds of barking but I don't own a dog! She was in the backyard barking and howling. I woke my daughter and told her to get dressed, thankfully mama was over her new found male companion's home. I felt an uneasy feeling in the pit of my stomach. I was right. She threw a ball of fire through my kitchen window.

I called 9-1-1. They arrived too late to catch her but the fire was contained. Now I have no kitchen for the next few weeks.


Friday, March 30, 2012

Flower power

When I woke this morning I knew it was going to be a long day. I had gotten three calls last night around 11pm, 1am and the last around 3am. I heard a TV in the background and then a dog bark the last time.....AHHHHH she's stalking again.


I arrived at work late contemplating if I was going to go back to bed. I got in  and saw a large bunch of flowers on my desk. No it's not my birthday. The stalker sent the flowers stating she was sorry for waking me up.

I don't know what to do. Sending her to jail is a serious matter. I feel time will heal this void she has. But do I want her to do jail time? That will change the course of her life.

Please Youtube find her another lover quickly. I almost feeling making a video about this...... A plea for help. As I type the phone is ringing again.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Cooking with Val: Dominican Stew Chicken

Cooking with Val: Dominican Stew Chicken: Growing up in Dominica, Sunday was always my favorite day of the week because that was the day we'd eat the best food. Brown stew chicken wa...

Saturday, March 10, 2012

The chaser

After I stopped taking her calls, she began to chase. When I say chase I mean, chase. The internet gave the location of where I work so it was easy  for her to find me. 5'o clock came and a cold chill took over my body. It was like none I have ever felt. So I decided to leave work a few mins later, after the door rusher, Tom. I didn't need any extra drama that day, so I thought.  My stroll to the elevator was silent. The ride was cold and uncanny.  As I hit the large door I took one long breath of the cool winter air, to feel the day's relief. As I turned to my right, and to my surprise she was glaring with a smirk as if she had won the battle.

As our eyes locked I instantly could feel she was not going to greet me as when we first met. The hairs on my neck began to stand up, first off I needed a hair cut, LOL but secondly I knew she had something planned. My feet froze, my brain told them to go left. But I just couldn't. I hailed a taxi in order to evade her drama. She followed. I had wondered if she had my home address. I called home to let mama and girls to batten down the hatches. A war was coming........

Monday, February 20, 2012

She wanted more....The Ahh the net!

The Youtube lady and I have been chatting for about six months. She contacted me! So finally we decided to go out for a post-Valentines day dinner tonight, I had other obligations with family on Sunday. She really wanted Sunday since she was off today. But she understood I couldn't cancel on my girls.
  I arrived on-time,with flowers,candy and a gift basket. I took the time to research her channel for her favorite products. Go figure. I assumed, we both enjoyed dinner and the good conversation. I kissed her neck and told her good-night. She sent me an email stating she wanted more. She asked "what kind of man are you?" "How can you turn away from my bread-winning bootay?" I called her to say "I'm a gentleman, and I don't get down on the first night." She laughed and then hung up....
What did I do wrong?????????

Friday, February 10, 2012

Why are women.....

Why are women so catty toward each other? My daughter is in tears..... She called because a group of bully girls want her to sleep with a teacher to get them better grades.....

Friday, January 6, 2012

Is love a learned behavior or is it nature?

I'd like to know how you feel.....