She told me she was pregnant...
But I am not the father. I never even touched a hair on her. So how did this happen?? Welp the story I've been told is that after a few drinks with an old flame.....lights,camera action! Explosion!
I can't believe she has asked me to sign the birth certificate instead of the biological father. And in her plea she has admitted her plan was to seduce me and lie to me.
Should I just blame it on whoremones or just leave her alone for good? If I were you dad,son, brother, uncle ect...what advice would you give? Heck what advice would you give to her? too???
FYI-this will baby #13 for the daddy!